This is the greatest thing I have ever seen in my life.
This is the least appealing advert I have ever seen.
Doubleplus worst for so, so many reasons.
kleptomaniacs don’t understand puns because they take everything literally
First post on tumblr. It has to be hip. it has to be humerus.
Bill Nye The Science Guy, “Atoms” (1997).
i’m looking up whales for a project on wikipedia and do you know what this PIECE OF JUNK page “list of cetaceans” says for the whales they don’t have neat drawings of
i’m so upset
These people are doin’ Halloween right.
"What if Walter White told stupid chemistry jokes instead of cooking meth?"
If a Norwegian robot analyzes a bird, it Scandinavian.