Quillus q.
So I’ve been learning about the differences in bird of prey hunting techniques…

So I’ve been learning about the differences in bird of prey hunting techniques…

fricktier:

fricktier:

tag you’re nsfw

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~*~SCIENCE~*~
Jesseth: if I had it my way you'd be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2
Shishi: -blink blink-
Jesseth: humor me
Jesseth: google it
Shishi: -never took chemistry but does so-
Shishi: JESS
Jesseth: /CAKCLING
Shishi: /flustered like woah
Shishi: ksdfkjsd
Jesseth: haha jsdhfk I'm so sorry I couldn;t not in the context
Jesseth: I mean
Jesseth: that element pls
Shishi: i can't with you
Jesseth: can't..... what with me?
Shishi: can't
Shishi: inabliity to can
Jesseth: okay so this one's not as good, but when you get here we're bound to Ca4Si2O6(CO3)(OH)F
Shishi: jskfkjdskfd
Shishi: jeeeessss
Jesseth: innapropriate chemicals
Shishi: yes
Jesseth: bet you didn't even know that was a thing
Shishi: no
Jesseth: I fucking love science
Shishi: Same

[via]

[via]

oi-dancing-boy:

comickit:

jengablocktetris:

if you ship two professors is it a scholarship?

get out

#he wants the phd

turbofanatic:

So, I was laid off today. Kinda sucks. When I switched to telecommuting to work it was with the full understanding that I’d be on the chopping block no matter my performance, out of sight out of mind after all. Thankfully I’m told my performance had nothing to do with it, and honestly I lasted way longer than expected. I’m pretty optimistic anyways, I’ve got money saved up and will be restarting the job hunt soon.
I’ll also write and do more comics and stuff.
So this is a formal goodbye to my sweet precious babbu killer planes. Can’t wait to see them at airshows.

Oh gosh, no more planes. :c
But now you have the glorious opportunity to go around to each one and say: “Biplane!”

turbofanatic:

So, I was laid off today. Kinda sucks. When I switched to telecommuting to work it was with the full understanding that I’d be on the chopping block no matter my performance, out of sight out of mind after all. Thankfully I’m told my performance had nothing to do with it, and honestly I lasted way longer than expected. I’m pretty optimistic anyways, I’ve got money saved up and will be restarting the job hunt soon.

I’ll also write and do more comics and stuff.

So this is a formal goodbye to my sweet precious babbu killer planes. Can’t wait to see them at airshows.

Oh gosh, no more planes. :c

But now you have the glorious opportunity to go around to each one and say: “Biplane!”

honeyshine:

why make sexist/racist/otherwise offensive jokes when u could be making puns!

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ewilloughby:

Haven’t been able to get this pun out of my head since Jon mentioned it months ago. So it had to be memefied.

augh
helpjvvb

ewilloughby:

Haven’t been able to get this pun out of my head since Jon mentioned it months ago. So it had to be memefied.

augh

helpjvvb

feathersassemble:

manlesbian:

The point where this series became ‘Carry on Supernatural’. and I wasn’t even mad.

Supernatural, everyone.

I’m not sure if it’s my low sense of humour or the marvellous deliveries but these fucking Dick jokes got me every time.

w2ymdrama:

maozedung:

my paper towels went missing so i had to hire a Bounty hunter

this is probably the stupidest thing I’ve ever done but I regret nothing
(images © Andrew Hussie)

this is probably the stupidest thing I’ve ever done but I regret nothing

(images © Andrew Hussie)

rugoat:

I have lost the ability

Hello I am a tumblr user and I understood the joke being made here

adapadapa:

LAUGHING

adapadapa:

LAUGHING

badum tish
Bro: thats silly
Tarte: ur face is silly
Bro: ur job is comical